In the wake of James Comey’s new book, A Higher Loyalty, Donald Trump took to Twitter (what else?) to hurl insults and call names. You know, like you would expect a mature, well adjusted leader of the free world to do. #sarcasmfont Trump settled on the phrase “slime ball” to impune Comey, who, essentially, everyone else in America that isn’t named Sean Hannity, seems to regard as a responsible, honorable boy scout-type individual.
“Slime ball.”
This is coming from the slimy piece of shit who routinely paid six-figure sums to keep the porn stars, playmates and hookers he banged extramaritally quiet.
From the disgusting creep who admitted on national television that he wouldn’t mind dating his own daughter.
From the sleaze who once called after a 10-year-old girl at one of his resort properties “I’m going to be dating her in ten years, can you believe it?”
From the douche who once favorably compared his mistress’s tits to his current wife’s in the New York tabloids.
From the damaged fuckhole that once demanded that five black kids be put to death with a series of full-page ads that ran in New York after the Central Park Jogger case. The kids would eventually be fully exonerated by DNA evidence.
From the same dick who imitated and made fun of a disabled reporter in front of a large crowd.
From the racist shitbag who, for years, perpetuated the conspiracy theory that Barack Obama was born in Kenya.
From the classless shit stain that made fun of a debate moderator’s menstrual cycle.
From the towering dickhead that countered rape accusations by saying the accuser was not attractive enough to molest.
From the bigoted asshole who defended literal Nazis by calling them “very fine people.”
From the openly racist twat who once implied Mexicans are essentially a big group of brown drug dealers and rapists.
From an ignoramus who once called basically every predominantly black country on Earth a "shithole."
From the classless serial sex offender who admitted on tape that he likes to kiss and “grab women’s pussies” without their consent.
From the unhinged fool who used to impersonate his own PR agent while phoning gossip columnists to brag about how many A-listers Donald Trump banged.
From the irresponsible twat who regularly incited violence at his own campaign rallies, urging supporters to "rough up" protesters.
From the misogynist bully who was quoted suggesting, "Women—you have to treat them like shit."
From the boorish clown who bragged during a nationally televised presidential debate about his “nothing wrong with it” penis.
From the gauche asshat who would let Vladimir Putin deep dong his flabby puckered asshole wearing a sandpaper condom and still not say a single bad word about him in public for fear of piss tape public retribution.
From the serial liar who can’t even tell the truth about inauguration crowd size, undocumented vote tallies, bugged residences, or any of more than a thousand documented lies since he took office.
The shameful thing is that these instances are off the top of my head—I could find countless more, but hopefully the point is made. Donald Trump calling anyone a “slime ball” is like Jeffrey Dahmer bitching that someone else needs more protein in their diet. Trump is a sick, broken, delusional individual who has constructed a fake persona built on nothing but extreme narcissism, petty grudges and vindictive lies. James Comes just happened to be one of the first people who was directly confronted by the new “president,” and the fallout couldn’t have been more predictable.
Anyone who sees Donald Trump and James Comey in anything resembling an apple-to-apple comparison and comes away with the notion that it’s Comey who is the “slime ball” rather than Trump should probably have a dedicated team of psychotherapists working on their profound mental issues around the clock, 24-7.
Donald Trump is America’s reigning Slime Ball in Chief. Nobody else comes close.