Ok, America, are we still doing this? Are we still just sort of sitting with our thumbs up our asses while a broken, mentally ill, misogynist, racist, vindictive, criminally corrupt fascist with a cartoon combover is destroying our nation and its institutions?
Let’s first establish this reasonably unassailable truth: He’s guilty. Of everything. Every. Thing. And everyone that doesn’t count themselves among his bizarrely ignorant political cult knows it without a shadow of doubt.
Money laundering (including foreign money), colluding with Russia to rig a presidential election, obstruction of justice, banging playmates and porn stars and then paying them off to keep their mouths shut (in violation of federal campaign finance law), and just about every other accusation that’s ever been leveled at him. Can we all please just sign on to this, and finally have it be our collective reality? He defrauded students at his fake university, he screwed partners and associates in every deal he’s ever made, he’s had his own “charity” shut down because it was a money laundering gambit that included a purchase of a painting of Trump as its most memorable act of social good.
He’s a liar and a cheater—perhaps the most prolific the world has ever witnessed. He’s a con man with a personality disorder. He’s earned this reputation not because of some unfair disgruntlement over the years, but because it’s true. Painfully, brutally true.
What about this “man”—who can’t form a complete sentence if you spotted him a noun and a verb—seems innocent, or even sincere? The tapestry of bullshit he has weaved to cover his sins—that everyone in the FBI is a renegade pinko Hillary supporter, that Obama bugged Trump Tower, that some other stiff named “David Dennison” stuck his thimble-size penis into porn star Stormy Daniels and poor Attorney Michael Cohen probably just accidentally wrote her a $130,000 check to keep her mouth shut, is as transparently ridiculous and tortured as the nest of nonsense that sits on his head defying anyone with eyes to call him bald.
Who’s still buying this pile of shit? Who still thinks Trump had the biggest inauguration crowd ever? Who still thinks that three million illegal aliens voted for Hillary? Who still thinks that Barack Obama was born in Kenya? Why in the fucking world have we acquiesced to live in this wholly fictionalized world of ignorance and foolishness while the rest of the world, allies and enemies alike, points at the United States and laughs?
It’s all a con. A head fake. The troops to the border, the saber rattling in Syria, the trade war, the tariffs—everything this infantile jackass does is a feint away from what we all know is the truth: that with the raid of Michael Cohen’s home, proof of Trump’s criminal activity—lots of it—is now in the hands of special counsel Robert Mueller. And more indictments and eventual guilty pleas, like Mike Flynn’s and Rick Gates’ and George Papadopoulos’ and Alex van der Zwaan’s, are coming. And they all lead to Trump. Because he’s guilty.
Trump is a sick man, he’s not well. He’s unstable, desperate, delusional, and dangerous. And guilty. Why don’t we have the tax returns he promised to furnish? Because he’s guilty. Why did he fire James Comey? Because he’s guilty. Why did he rewrite the explanation about the Russian meeting in Trump Tower? Because he’s guilty. Why did he pay off ex-wife Ivanka to rescind her public testimony about how Trump committed violent marital rape? Because he’s guilty. Why has Trump forced everyone in his administration to sign a nondisclosure agreement?
You guessed it. Because he’s guilty. Of everything. And he knows it.
And so do we.